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It’s a weekly event, Dungeons and Dragons,
one which I always eagerly anticipate.
My group of seven and I always treat it like a party
complete with a veritable feast.
We surround the table, scattering our papers and dice,
each raring to start today’s adventure.

They start off by walking into a bar (standard for adventurers)
Some begin to grill for information on a ravenous dragon
while others idly wait and twirl their dice.
Then begins an event that they did not anticipate.
A cackling demon appeared, taking the mage’s soul as its feast.
The rest gave chase, playing the part of a heroic party.

This was merely the beginning of our party,
the opening path of an epic adventure.
The players broke character for a cheese-laden feast,
but eagerly resumed the game of Dungeons and Dragons
their faces aglow with the anticipation,
hands cocked and ready to roll some dice.

First came winning information from a fiend in a game of dice
during the infiltration of a hedonistic, sadistic party.
Next came the plan that the demon could not anticipate,
the kind called stupid by any not in the adventure.
They tracked down a mercenary dragon,
and lured it into their services with promises of gold and feasts.

They held up their end, and got the beast his feast,
but it swiftly betrayed them in a flurry of rolling dice.
The demon was gone, but now in his place was a dragon,
one willing to put an end to this glorious party.
By now, the players were unhappy with this adventure,
praying for some twist that their foe wouldn’t anticipate.

It was true that what happened next was unanticipated,
And ensured the dragon failed to turn our heroes into a feast.
For that was the endpoint of my final adventure,
The last time I would craft a tale with dice,
The end of the group’s weekly parties,
A farewell to the game of Dungeons and Dragons.

No longer was anyone to anticipate the use of their dice.
No longer would I have to pay for the feasts or the party.
As with every story of dragons, there had to be an end to the adventure.
I'm back.
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Listening to: Little Shop of Horrors
  • Reading: The Dresden Files - Storm Front
  • Watching: The words go by in the A-GENTS Chat.
  • Playing: Pyrce High
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Water.


United States
Favourite genre of music: Rock.
Favourite style of art: Writing. Comics and Manga come in a close second.
Favourite cartoon character: Tamaki Suoh. And Gin.

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Pettyexpo Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks much for adding me to your Watch list.
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Mouuuu I miss you <3
Mourge40k Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013
No worries, Chibi. I've missed me too.
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pffft you  dont  miss me QQ
Mourge40k Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
Of course I missed ya, Chibi! I just haven't really been on much as of late, so I figured I was obliged to make the joke myself. Anywho, how have you been doing?
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irthepwn Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks a lot for the favorites on my audition! :D
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Happy birthday Mourge! :icondistractedplz:
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